The London road & traffic system is in a mess. 20mph speed limits imposed on some main roads and dual carriageways wide enough to land a small aircraft make no sense, and not only contribute to higher pollution but, add virtually nothing toward safety. Bicycle lanes are a hinderance on narrow streets and lead to congestion causing further polluting by squeezing traffic and 'bicycle only' access routes can be a dangerous obstacle by impeding emergency vehicles. The uLEZ charge is a tax under the guise of improving air quality and the Central London congestion charge is costing the retail & hospitality industry a fortune in lost custom.

However, the is a man, one man, who can change all this. His name: JEREMY CLARKSON. If he were to become the Mayor of London he would solve all of these problems & make London smile again.. And, if he were lacking in experience at tackling other issues such as knife crime or policing, he would no doubt surround himself with people who would advise him, much in the same way as he does on his farm.

So we, the undersigned, petition Jeremy Clarkson to run for Mayor of London on 2nd May 2024. Go on Jeremy. We know you want to..!