Ever since I was a kid, my favorite commercials were for Slim Jims. I loved seeing Macho Man Randy Savage (rest in peace) and the insane Slim Jim Guy. I think with the rapid increase of strange commercials on the internet and on television, it only makes sense to bring back that crazy Slim Jim mascot who would fall in your stomach and test the endurance of anyone who dared to eat him! Please ConAgra Foods! Bring him back!