Help Treat Kevin Rudd's Limelight Deprivation Syndrome
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Limelight Deprivation Syndrome is a devastating condition that cripples thousands of has-beens every year around the world. Among the greatest sufferers is former Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd, who daily struggles with the grim reality that he used to be somebody and is now primarily known as the guy who destabilised his replacement and handed power to Tony Abbott and the UN Secretary-General candidate even his own government wouldn't back.
Among the possible solutions to LDS are new radiation technology that would give sufferers like Kevin their required daily dose of limelight via a special lamp in just a few minutes, radical and so-far untried experimental egosection surgery, and a weekly half-hour Sky program with Mark Latham.
We urge the federal government to invest in the research necessary to help bring an end to the misery of LDS for Kevin Rudd and other sufferers.
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