Craig Charles is the one true patron of the Keshi Heads and as such should be returned to his rightful place as the commentator for Takeshi's Castle. As we have previously seen with the usurpers Dick and Dom, any attempt to replace him will end in disaster and upset the rightful balance of the universe.
We the signatories, therefore, ask that Comedy Central and Jonathan Ross acknowledge this natural order, and in doing so, set in motion the process that will see the return of Craig Charles, the once and future commentator.