Get CNN to make Max Headroom their White House correspondent
Get CNN to make Max Headroom their White House correspondent
The Issue
Problem
There is only one journalist who is qualified, above reproach, and has the temperament to sit through the the double think, double talk, and dog whistles of modern political press briefings.
Solution
A contemporary voice with links to both past and future. A television star who rose above the other celebrities of his generation to shine as a speaker of truth... a genuine harbinger of a new age. If the Access Hollywood tape is just locker room talk, then perhaps we are finally in a place as a culture where we can forgive those that spoke in favor of the horror that was “New Coke”. The time is now to embrace a vaguely incoherent TV head with waxy skin and fake hair!
Personal story
We need him now more than ever.
There is only one journalist who is qualified, above reproach, and has the temperament to sit through the the double think, double talk, and dog whistles of modern political press briefings.
Solution
A contemporary voice with links to both past and future. A television star who rose above the other celebrities of his generation to shine as a speaker of truth... a genuine harbinger of a new age. If the Access Hollywood tape is just locker room talk, then perhaps we are finally in a place as a culture where we can forgive those that spoke in favor of the horror that was “New Coke”. The time is now to embrace a vaguely incoherent TV head with waxy skin and fake hair!
Personal story
We need him now more than ever.
Edison CarterPetition Starter
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The Issue
Problem
There is only one journalist who is qualified, above reproach, and has the temperament to sit through the the double think, double talk, and dog whistles of modern political press briefings.
Solution
A contemporary voice with links to both past and future. A television star who rose above the other celebrities of his generation to shine as a speaker of truth... a genuine harbinger of a new age. If the Access Hollywood tape is just locker room talk, then perhaps we are finally in a place as a culture where we can forgive those that spoke in favor of the horror that was “New Coke”. The time is now to embrace a vaguely incoherent TV head with waxy skin and fake hair!
Personal story
We need him now more than ever.
There is only one journalist who is qualified, above reproach, and has the temperament to sit through the the double think, double talk, and dog whistles of modern political press briefings.
Solution
A contemporary voice with links to both past and future. A television star who rose above the other celebrities of his generation to shine as a speaker of truth... a genuine harbinger of a new age. If the Access Hollywood tape is just locker room talk, then perhaps we are finally in a place as a culture where we can forgive those that spoke in favor of the horror that was “New Coke”. The time is now to embrace a vaguely incoherent TV head with waxy skin and fake hair!
Personal story
We need him now more than ever.
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Petition created on November 14, 2018