On May 28, 2016, a critical anchor point in modern history was lost. Since the tragic passing of Harambe, the Western Lowland Gorilla, the world has entered an undeniable spiral of chaos, absurdity, and unprecedented hardship. From global supply chain collapses and social fractures to bizarre economic swings and relentless crises, it has become painfully clear to millions of people around the globe: the world has undoubtedly gotten worse since his death.

Harambe was not merely a gorilla; he was the glue holding our collective timeline together. His presence represented a simpler, more stable era. Ever since that fateful day in 2016, humanity has been navigating an increasingly chaotic timeline without its true guardian.

We cannot move forward until we heal the past. The only way to fix the global timeline and restore peace, harmony, and common sense to the world is by cloning Harambe.

Our Demand

We, the undersigned citizens of the world, call upon leading geneticists, biotechnologists, and conservation organizations to:

1. Locate and Retrieve Viable Genetic Material: Secure any preserved DNA samples of Harambe held in biobanks or research facilities.

2. Initiate Cloning Protocols: Utilize modern somatic cell nuclear transfer (SCNT) and advanced reproductive technology to successfully clone Harambe.

3. Provide a Safe Sanctuary: Ensure the clone is raised in a protected, state-of-the-art sanctuary environment where he can live in peace and restore global equilibrium.

Sign the Petition

If you have watched the events of the last decade and thought, "Things haven't been the same since 2016," this is your chance to take action.

Join us in demanding the science, resources, and courage needed to bring back our fallen protector.

Sign and share today to help us reset the timeline!