My good friends. I regret to inform you that there are rumors circulating that Fike Recreation center has no intentions of fixing the saunas located in the men's and women's locker rooms. As students of Clemson University we cannot stand for this. There are few things in this world that bring me solace, and the sauna being one of them. I WILL NOT STOP until the saunas are fixed. I call on each and everyone of you to join me in my fight against Clemson's unlawful tirade.