I'm the Poundland Naughty Elf - the subject of a ruling by the Advertising Standards Authority.

Britain’s the home of saucy postcards, carry on films and panto, so I’m sad the ASA found my double entendres hard to swallow. 

At least it’s only 84 people who had a sense of humour failure compared to the tens of thousands who got the joke and liked and shared my posts online.

Please help me get out on good behaviour later this year by signing this petition.

Read my background at proudland.co.uk/elf