VICTORY! Please see the update below.

Pizzaritas have been a late-night staple to generations of Clark students since 1887. This semester pizzaritas have been officially removed from the late-night Bistro menu without any official notice or public forum. The university as a whole was never made aware of the official implementation of this decision. This event has caused anger, frustration and a lack of constipation. 

Clarkies have lost their identity in the Bistro. The marinara-y cheesey chicken-y goodness is God's gift to our non-denominational University. Not only do 'rittas bring people together but they also provide comfort on cold, lonely nights (I am not speaking from experience).

The Class of 2020 has been denied their pizzarita privilege. Alums may even give less to Clark because of this new development.

We recognize that we probably shouldn't order 15 in one sitting. But the joy that pizzaritas give to the emerging adults of this university should not be compromised. 

We will always stand with Clark University Dining Services staff. We care about them and know that this is not their fault. We recognize that they provide quality customer service and general happiness.This is the administration's doing (i.e. Sodexo).

Until this wrong is righted the Bistro will never be the same and neither will Clark University. We, the Clark University community demand that the pizzaritas be re-implemented immediately on the late-night Bistro menu (but like seriously, bring them back).