Make Chick-Fil-A's chicken strips SPICY

The Issue

First off, I would like to thank you, Chick-Fil-A. As a restaurant chain, you have done a terrific job in producing high quality food for your high quality menu, six days a week. It is certainly my pleasure to eat there as well. I only have one bone to pick with your boneless chicken strips, and that is:

Why are there no Spicy Chicken Strips?

Are they too good for us customers to handle? There is only one answer for that, and that is NO. Due to the popularity of the Spicy Deluxe, the only rational step forward is to include chicken strips in this spicy success story. Creating Spicy Chicken Strips will be the most blessed thing that will ever happen to me as a customer, and for future customers as well. These chicken strips will change the world as we know it, the secret recipe will be passed down for thousands of generations, and their families and your children, and their children, and their children. Then, and only then will I say thank you from the bottom of my heart.

And you as a corporation will say in unison, "My pleasure"

VOTE NOW to bring Chick-Fil-A Spicy Chicken Strips into the world!

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John MetzlerPetition StarterEx-homeschooler, surfer, science enthusiast, God-fearer, Chick-Fil-A lover...etc
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The Issue

First off, I would like to thank you, Chick-Fil-A. As a restaurant chain, you have done a terrific job in producing high quality food for your high quality menu, six days a week. It is certainly my pleasure to eat there as well. I only have one bone to pick with your boneless chicken strips, and that is:

Why are there no Spicy Chicken Strips?

Are they too good for us customers to handle? There is only one answer for that, and that is NO. Due to the popularity of the Spicy Deluxe, the only rational step forward is to include chicken strips in this spicy success story. Creating Spicy Chicken Strips will be the most blessed thing that will ever happen to me as a customer, and for future customers as well. These chicken strips will change the world as we know it, the secret recipe will be passed down for thousands of generations, and their families and your children, and their children, and their children. Then, and only then will I say thank you from the bottom of my heart.

And you as a corporation will say in unison, "My pleasure"

VOTE NOW to bring Chick-Fil-A Spicy Chicken Strips into the world!

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John MetzlerPetition StarterEx-homeschooler, surfer, science enthusiast, God-fearer, Chick-Fil-A lover...etc

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Petition created on September 14, 2020