America is the proudest, strongest nation in the world. We've successfully clarified our ownership of the Gulf of America and Lake America. America deserves respect.

However, the White House itself is lacking any clear identification of its Americanness. In fact, any white residence can legitimately be said to be a white house. This is confusing and un-American. We should lay claim to essential Americanness, essential whiteness, and essential houseness now before they get diluted by the rest of the world...!

Why "U.S." and "of America"?  Because that makes the name more American, just like the White House is more American than some stupid lake! We made the mistake of not being explicit with the first naming of the White House. It's time to fix that, in spades.

Make the White House more Americanness again! Change the name of the White House in all government press releases, and in all maps and mapping services, to "the U.S. White House of America"!