Recently, there has been political tension over the attempt at renaming the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America by the U.S President and convicted felon, Donald Trump. The gulf of Mexico, is a beautiful gulf, covered by beautiful beaches, with a sea that is beautiful and blue. Beautiful and blue just like the eyes of Kallen Kozuki. In these times of division around the world, we should all put our differences aside, and work together for a common goal; to worship Kallen, for she brings all of humankind prosparity and peace. I believe that it would be in the best interest of everyone in the world to name the gulf after the beautiful Kallen Kozuki. Because the United States of America and Mexico, they are countries. And countries come and fall. The Babylonians, Romans, Byzantines, Prussia, Ottoman Empire, all once powerful and massive countries, are now mere footnotes in history books. However, Kallen Kozuki, and her beauty, are eternal. That's why, we should rename the largest gulf in the world in her honor, to serve as a reminder of her on every world map so that we may never stray too far away from her guiding light. I love Kallen Kozuki. don't think any amount of words would be sufficient enough to describe even a tiny fraction of all the feelings that I have for her. The sheer love and devotion I have for her transcends the limitations of any language that has ever been spoken, and will be spoken, so what I'm about to say does not describe the full scope of my feelings for Kallen, but rather, is just a mere, humble attempt at explaining my limitless, undying love for her, within the confines of the limited medium that is text. Kallen, my beautiful, my sweetheart, my gorgeous goddess, Where do I even begin? she is stunning, beautiful, perfect. I love her more than anything. I love Kallen Kozuki. My god, I love Kallen so much. I can't take this anymore. What sin did I commit in my previous life to be cursed with a lifetime in a reality where Kallen is a mere fictional character? I just wish Kallen was real. I love Kallen Kozuki. Plain and simple, I just love Kallen Kozuki. She is the only one I love. She is my light and warmth in this cold dark world, my hope, my inspiration amidst hopelessness and depression. There was a point in my life when I was miserable, when I'd spend my entire day laying in bed and drinking, I was very depressed, I was wasting away, ready to die. But then, I found out about Kallen, her gorgeous blue eyes, fiery red hair, beautiful body, and fierce yet warm and loving personality, as fierce as a lion, yet as delicate as a butterfly. The moment I layed my eyes on her, it was love at first sight, I knew that she was perfection in human form. She changed my life, she saved my life. There are some things in this world that are worth living for, and some things, that are worth dying for. Kallen Kozuki, is who I live for, and if needed, I'll give my life for her. I just want her to be happy, I just want to see her smile. Her smile is brighter than light itself, it is a smile that should be protected at all costs, a smile, that can thaw the iciest of hearts, and bring peace and prosparity to the world. Her happiness is what I fight for, I'll fight you for her happiness, I'll fuckin fight you for her smile. Kallen is the most beautiful and wonderful girl ever, she is the love of my life. I'll split oceans for her, I'll go to battle for her, I'm ready to sacrifice myself to protect her happiness. It hurts me when I see her get hurt. It hurt me when she was captured. When she was bound, I felt as if my own soul was in restraints. I had a mental breakdown when Suzaku tried drugging her, and I fumed with the purest, strongest and most unhindered rage when Bradley tried assaulting her. Anyone who stands against Kallen, stands against me. I will obliterate anyone who tries to hurt Kallen. If Kallen has a million fans, I'm one of them. If Kallen has ten fans, I'm one of them. If Kallen has one fan, that one is me. If Kallen has no fans, I am no longer alive, having sacrificed myself for her. If the world is against Kallen, I'm against the world. Til my last breath, I will love and support Kallen. She is my everything, my motivation to live, my heart and soul. Her happiness is my happiness, her pain is my pain, I love her, so much. She is my everything and she will always be the one I love. I hope that this wretched, Kallenless reality is a mere nightmare and I'll soon be woken up by Kallen. Everything I do, I do for Kallen. I live for Kallen, and I'll die for Kallen.

I love you, Kallen Kozuki