I love Ottawa, I've never been there, but as a born Canadian I've been taught that Ottawa is important! Stuff happens there! Maybe I'm not the best person to tell the history of Ottawa, but for the past few days now (it's Feb. 3, 2022) I've been watching Ottawa real close, eh? And their city council briefings too. It's touch to watch their police chief explain 99 different ways that humans have rights and they can't just be walled out. But we can have that argument later eh? Right now I figure the best way to demonstrate to Canada and therefore the World what we're all 'aboot' than to change the name of "Ottawa" to "Honkahonk" (other considerations were "Honkawa", "Ottahonk", and many others, we can change it later if a better one comes up).

So for everyone who can not be in Ottawa today to put 'er in park and lean on the horn, let's sign this petition right now and fast-track the momentous memorialization of this (essentially) revolution by changing the name of Ottawa to Honkahonk today!