For far too long have we tolerated the absurdity of others’ naming conventions. Whether it’s politics or religion, we all have our differences, but one thing we can all agree on is that a ‘Scotch Egg’ is simply the wrong name for it. The term ‘Scotching’ implies that the food item should be named ‘Scotched Egg,’ but that’s not the case. We must rectify this error to progress as a society.

Think of a future where Scotched eggs can join the proper family of eggs, no longer will it be left on the side away from poached, fried, scrambled. It belongs with its family. Thankyou.