I am tired of seeing absurd petitions made on this site appear on my daily news feed, twitter, facebook, and whatever else. People are trying to shutdown a movie aggregator website right now. And I thought petitions asking for Mario on PlayStation 4 were bad.

I have faith in my fellow internet citizens and change.org itself. I believe that together we can end this absurd reign of preposterous petitions. I therefore hope we can convince change.org to shutdown change.org.