Make 5 an even number

Make 5 an even number

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For years now people have come up with this theory, but have not released it in fear of criticism.

5 is currently an odd number, and it does not make sense to have it has an odd number. Every second multiple of 5 is an even number therefore making 5 an even number. The second obvious reason to make 5 an even number is that there is an odd number of even numbers, therefore making even numbers contradict themselves. If the number 5 is added to this list of even numbers, then the universe will be complete and we will unlock the unused part of our brains. We can hopefully change this if it is shared and posted on social media with the hashtag #notmyfive so that the sacred council of Maths truth changes this number. Anyone in their right mind would agree with this change so sign this NOW to change the future of intelligence. #notmyfive  

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