

Ban the Man Bun


Ban the Man Bun
The Issue
As we have all seen. The Man Bun is a vile hairstyle that douchey hipsters sport in the latest of fashion trends. Every single person who chooses to style their hair into a man bun instantly revokes every ounce of masculinity they once had (If they had any to begin with). I don't care how it is banned or who by, all i know is that it needs to happen (And maybe vape tricks too, but that can be discussed at another point in time).
So i am coming to you, the people. We must abolish this most ridiculous of hairstyles that provides the community with hundreds of eye rolls as you walk past a group of 13 year olds sporting Man buns and breathing out their Pineapple and fresh bed linen flavoured vape. Please, lets make this happen!
The Issue
As we have all seen. The Man Bun is a vile hairstyle that douchey hipsters sport in the latest of fashion trends. Every single person who chooses to style their hair into a man bun instantly revokes every ounce of masculinity they once had (If they had any to begin with). I don't care how it is banned or who by, all i know is that it needs to happen (And maybe vape tricks too, but that can be discussed at another point in time).
So i am coming to you, the people. We must abolish this most ridiculous of hairstyles that provides the community with hundreds of eye rolls as you walk past a group of 13 year olds sporting Man buns and breathing out their Pineapple and fresh bed linen flavoured vape. Please, lets make this happen!
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Petition created on 2 August 2018