As we have all seen. The Man Bun is a vile hairstyle that douchey hipsters sport in the latest of fashion trends. Every single person who chooses to style their hair into a man bun instantly revokes every ounce of masculinity they once had (If they had any to begin with). I don't care how it is banned or who by, all i know is that it needs to happen (And maybe vape tricks too, but that can be discussed at another point in time).

So i am coming to you, the people. We must abolish this most ridiculous of hairstyles that provides the community with hundreds of eye rolls as you walk past a group of 13 year olds sporting Man buns and breathing out their Pineapple and fresh bed linen flavoured vape. Please, lets make this happen!