An incurable virus spreads through the world. The virus you ask? Greed. Three times did Chanel raise prices on its Classic Flap bags in 2021 and not a single New York PR girl flinched. But the madness must be stopped. We must unite to bring an end to the exploitation of the rich by the super-rich!

Say no to price hikes, say oui to cute purses. Sign this petition to demand that Chanel immediately stops reaching for Birkin price points, so I can stop ruining my credit score. 

Merci, 

Fake Rothko