Cash App has become a detrimental liability to small business owners--THEY MUST B STOPPED
The Issue
Who i am is not consequential;. Who I represent is: any middle age, hardworking, small business owner, anywhere. Anyone who is like, r has known someone like me, will be able to not only relate, but to sincerely sympathize, with what I'm about to explain. It's not hard to agree with the observation that this whole world is continually becoming an increasingly cut-throat environment, as far as the small business industy is concerned. Back in the day, market area competition consisted mainly of other small business owners of a similar kind in each x-mile radius, competing against one another for the 'business' of the citizens/patrons of said x-mile radius. People against people... Fast forward to current times where the majority of small business owners exist online primarily; if not completely. Not hard to discern why; when the old x-mile radius' lines blurred to extinction & the market area became the globe. I'll give it's still basically people against people, but also will point out the similarities to monopolies, domination, etc.(I don't wanna stray too far off topic.) So, as internet marketing is the primary form of commerce, of late, of course,there must be avenues to move money about cyberspace. I'm not against that at all. Personally my small business is a unicorn of sorts, as it is a wooden boat refurbishing shop. Thank the good Lord this girl always had a passion for playing with wood... and went into this line of work. 😏 (I dare a few AI bots to try & fill my shoes in a day: WHEN every, single project I take on is essentially a different puzzle for me to solve, with tens, if not hundreds of ways to get to the Final Outcome. HAHA YEAH, I'd foresee short-circuiting and puffs of smokes n any team of robots future's LOL. SO, at least my job security is intact. This does not mean I can relax, breathe easy and take a vacation. I still very much have to stay on top of things. When each project could take months-years, potentially, and you inherit the business with a 25+ customer waiting list, and even one bad customer review has the potential to cripple, if not destroy a small business-- TRUST ME, you barely have time to breathe, much less eat or sleep. So, when your sole form of commerce decides to lock you out of your account for "24-48 hours, cancel your $5 card (that just barely arrived two weeks prior),. essentially freezing your business for up to two days because they suspect fraudulent activity"????? You get a little excited (negatively, of course). But you are a level-headeed, logical, woman... Most times probably even patient to a fault. So you breathe... You contact customer service. Because while an AI algorithm may throw red flags because I logged in on an "unknown device", a human mind would be able to see past that red flag to the handful of avenues I had a to prove that the device I logged into wasn't actually unknown at all, right??? Infact, device-formerly known as unknown- well it's no stranger a'tol... It is my company's Ipad, it holds all my businesses files, as well as links to My late husband's n my joint accounts, all of our email addresses: personal, as well as professional, etc. Plus of course, I have my valid driver's license, a state of the art camera ready to facetime whatever human being MUST work at this company... so I can unfreeze my account and get back to business. I start this journey at 6:45 am on a Sunday morning; when u barely have time to remember to breathe u, u don't notice the day, or even have the luxury of considering the Sabbath (even though UD so love to since, not only were u raised to, but, one-day a week to rest would be tantamount to a miracle.) By 10 am I had already lost potentially 360 dollars in profits, was 4 hours behind on making my next mid week deadline, and more than a little frustrated, because it was becoming more and more apparent there was not going to be a hunan "knight n shining armor coming to my fairytale rescue''... Only more and more human-named bots being sent at me to possibly do a little better job than the last at making me believe I was chatting WITH a human. Problem was that was just not possible since I was SO much in the right that it WOULD have taken a human 2-3 minutes, possibly 8-10 keystrokes on a screen, to get me from BP-HYPERTENSIVE to cool calm doggy mom... once again my happy, go lucky, God fearing, deep south self. Such is not the world anymore, apparently. It is a pitiful shame; the sole reason I am ONLY a doggy mommy, and I am dead-certain predestined and very much all a part of God's plan and all the promised parts of the battle between good and evil. Or, maybe I'm just a little more insane for the fact that by 2:30 pm I was frantically type-screaming at whatever that last bots name was, to at least do me one favor, of all the others they had all genetically denied my pleas of this day (now half over, completely chalked up to an unacceptable loss, quite possibly one of the most stressful and therefore tragically wasted days of my short 42 year old life-this is not an exaggeration- SWEAR.) OH! The one favor? (How could I almost forget to include that? When it is HANDS DOWN how I'm about to prove that cash apps customer service bots very nearly made me lose my ever-loving mind?) : "At least relate a message to ur superior bot in the chain of command to hurry up with the impending apocalypse??? So that I can at least have the satisfaction of single handedly anihilating a massive number of u creepy metal fuckers while I'm still younge enough, trained enough, and can still see well enough to do so...???" I will spare u on the rest which was basically an eloquently worded- humans rule n robots drool battle cry... Before I slammed my finger into the send n then log off buttons, respectfully, retreated to my bedroom, melodramatically trew myself, stomach-first into my feather bed, screamed curses into my down pillows, n proceeded to pummel my stuffed animals with punches (HEY I said I was 42 I DID NOT say I was GROWN 😝) J me... But I'm guessing u won't... U won't because u already knew the end of this story and we're just rooting for me to maybe not 'run up the stairs to my horror movie demise.' but of course I did n u weren't shocked just a lil let down... But u already knew the story since it's happened to u or soneone u know.
This shit has to stop. I'ma be alright. My late husband's incredible business will prevail WITHOUT CASH APP ... N be way better without them holding me bsck,. I may have lost two days work but they lost me as a customer... Well that doesn't sound very evenly won/list does it. Enter the conception and birth of my baby petition. Operation 'Stop the power-thrusting cash app robots B4 they potentially ruin small internet, n otherwise, businesses FOREVER!!!' -- r whatever ud prererto name my baby petition, im up for suggestion. I'm not up for any other one man or woman having to go thru what I went thru for the majority of the first Sunday it looks like I could have or might as well have taken timr off on in almost to a decade. A DECADE! Thank you robots at cash App for the potentially earth shattering time off. NOT!!! I'm extremely worried because I am certain I am not the first, by n e stretch of the truth, to experience this bullshit! And I really would be certifisble if I let myself FF think I'd be the last. And while my little wooden boat co. Located n n e where USA will prevail since I'm not only the most positive person, quite possibly ever, no joke... I'm a I'm also very blessed, highly FAVORED, n just won't settle for any thing less than excellence... But I know this is not typical. Part of my unicorn reference way earlier in this novel of a petition.
Which is way too long already. This is what I want: I want them to lose so many clients all at one time that they will have to look back to the roots of it all. N C THAT IT IT WAS ME. I don't want to cancel cash app (i ABHORE the whole cancel culture crap n everything that started it n that it stands for .. I'ma millinial!! Plz don't jump ship cuz ur a gen-z-er or however ur speed to respectfully reference that... Just let's agree to disagree n get back to the main enemy : case app customer service bots.) I actually want cash app to stay in business. However I DEMAND that they hire at least 1 human for every 1 bot they... What bought 1 time? Programmed n now are gaining passive income on? Weird shit. Whatever's clever I guess... But please, for the love of we everything good, pure, and holy... HIRE SOME HUMANS SO YOUR CUSTOMERS CAN TAKE BACK ACCESS TO THE REMOTES OF THEIR LIVES. I honestly do not think that I would be remiss in saying that what I experienced for the better part of today quite possibly might have been enough to drive a person with maybe a lil less faith, a lil less patience, a lil less self control, determination, and all around strength, to suicide. Hell Ill even be as bold as to say that ut already has. Possibly tens or even HUNDREDS of times. A robot could most certainly drive a less sane person than myself to end their lives r at least be the proverbial straw ... The one that broke the camel's back? Plz stay with me, swear I'm almost done. Please help me hurt cash app enough to make them employ humans for extremely important, urgent, r otherwise sensitive situations... What's it gonna hurt? Even if u cannot see my side(which I highly doubt cuz I'm super persuasive n a helluva a writer ( n not conceited at all 🤪) but I even if u csnt: what would it hurt? To sign ur John Hancock on a silly (albeit fairly entertaining) petition... Send ur cash app funds to one of the loads of it her cash app esq businesses out there... Nothing it wou kol d hurt nothing at all n here's the best part. Pretend my petition is a huge success, cash app feels this shit enough to concede... Hire a couple humans... I swear I'll be the first back at cash Apps trying to get my account reinstated.... Err maybe under a pseudo name, in after thhought... Point being I do not hate cash app. Ima miss my pretty Lil personalized glitter card that I got to use for two short weeks sob I HATE CASH APPS CUSTOMER SERVICE ABILITY DUE TO THEIR ALL BOT CUST, SERV. TEAM. HATE THAT SHIT!!! ONLY WAY TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE IS TO TAKE A STEP. I TOOK THE FIRST... walk with me? God bless!!!
Ps if u liked, hated, agreed, disagreed... Love letters? Hate
mail? Please let me hear from u . My email : lilmzsparky@gmail.com
Sincerely,
Heather Lynn Stephens-Thomson
Lockhart, TX💯
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The Issue
Who i am is not consequential;. Who I represent is: any middle age, hardworking, small business owner, anywhere. Anyone who is like, r has known someone like me, will be able to not only relate, but to sincerely sympathize, with what I'm about to explain. It's not hard to agree with the observation that this whole world is continually becoming an increasingly cut-throat environment, as far as the small business industy is concerned. Back in the day, market area competition consisted mainly of other small business owners of a similar kind in each x-mile radius, competing against one another for the 'business' of the citizens/patrons of said x-mile radius. People against people... Fast forward to current times where the majority of small business owners exist online primarily; if not completely. Not hard to discern why; when the old x-mile radius' lines blurred to extinction & the market area became the globe. I'll give it's still basically people against people, but also will point out the similarities to monopolies, domination, etc.(I don't wanna stray too far off topic.) So, as internet marketing is the primary form of commerce, of late, of course,there must be avenues to move money about cyberspace. I'm not against that at all. Personally my small business is a unicorn of sorts, as it is a wooden boat refurbishing shop. Thank the good Lord this girl always had a passion for playing with wood... and went into this line of work. 😏 (I dare a few AI bots to try & fill my shoes in a day: WHEN every, single project I take on is essentially a different puzzle for me to solve, with tens, if not hundreds of ways to get to the Final Outcome. HAHA YEAH, I'd foresee short-circuiting and puffs of smokes n any team of robots future's LOL. SO, at least my job security is intact. This does not mean I can relax, breathe easy and take a vacation. I still very much have to stay on top of things. When each project could take months-years, potentially, and you inherit the business with a 25+ customer waiting list, and even one bad customer review has the potential to cripple, if not destroy a small business-- TRUST ME, you barely have time to breathe, much less eat or sleep. So, when your sole form of commerce decides to lock you out of your account for "24-48 hours, cancel your $5 card (that just barely arrived two weeks prior),. essentially freezing your business for up to two days because they suspect fraudulent activity"????? You get a little excited (negatively, of course). But you are a level-headeed, logical, woman... Most times probably even patient to a fault. So you breathe... You contact customer service. Because while an AI algorithm may throw red flags because I logged in on an "unknown device", a human mind would be able to see past that red flag to the handful of avenues I had a to prove that the device I logged into wasn't actually unknown at all, right??? Infact, device-formerly known as unknown- well it's no stranger a'tol... It is my company's Ipad, it holds all my businesses files, as well as links to My late husband's n my joint accounts, all of our email addresses: personal, as well as professional, etc. Plus of course, I have my valid driver's license, a state of the art camera ready to facetime whatever human being MUST work at this company... so I can unfreeze my account and get back to business. I start this journey at 6:45 am on a Sunday morning; when u barely have time to remember to breathe u, u don't notice the day, or even have the luxury of considering the Sabbath (even though UD so love to since, not only were u raised to, but, one-day a week to rest would be tantamount to a miracle.) By 10 am I had already lost potentially 360 dollars in profits, was 4 hours behind on making my next mid week deadline, and more than a little frustrated, because it was becoming more and more apparent there was not going to be a hunan "knight n shining armor coming to my fairytale rescue''... Only more and more human-named bots being sent at me to possibly do a little better job than the last at making me believe I was chatting WITH a human. Problem was that was just not possible since I was SO much in the right that it WOULD have taken a human 2-3 minutes, possibly 8-10 keystrokes on a screen, to get me from BP-HYPERTENSIVE to cool calm doggy mom... once again my happy, go lucky, God fearing, deep south self. Such is not the world anymore, apparently. It is a pitiful shame; the sole reason I am ONLY a doggy mommy, and I am dead-certain predestined and very much all a part of God's plan and all the promised parts of the battle between good and evil. Or, maybe I'm just a little more insane for the fact that by 2:30 pm I was frantically type-screaming at whatever that last bots name was, to at least do me one favor, of all the others they had all genetically denied my pleas of this day (now half over, completely chalked up to an unacceptable loss, quite possibly one of the most stressful and therefore tragically wasted days of my short 42 year old life-this is not an exaggeration- SWEAR.) OH! The one favor? (How could I almost forget to include that? When it is HANDS DOWN how I'm about to prove that cash apps customer service bots very nearly made me lose my ever-loving mind?) : "At least relate a message to ur superior bot in the chain of command to hurry up with the impending apocalypse??? So that I can at least have the satisfaction of single handedly anihilating a massive number of u creepy metal fuckers while I'm still younge enough, trained enough, and can still see well enough to do so...???" I will spare u on the rest which was basically an eloquently worded- humans rule n robots drool battle cry... Before I slammed my finger into the send n then log off buttons, respectfully, retreated to my bedroom, melodramatically trew myself, stomach-first into my feather bed, screamed curses into my down pillows, n proceeded to pummel my stuffed animals with punches (HEY I said I was 42 I DID NOT say I was GROWN 😝) J me... But I'm guessing u won't... U won't because u already knew the end of this story and we're just rooting for me to maybe not 'run up the stairs to my horror movie demise.' but of course I did n u weren't shocked just a lil let down... But u already knew the story since it's happened to u or soneone u know.
This shit has to stop. I'ma be alright. My late husband's incredible business will prevail WITHOUT CASH APP ... N be way better without them holding me bsck,. I may have lost two days work but they lost me as a customer... Well that doesn't sound very evenly won/list does it. Enter the conception and birth of my baby petition. Operation 'Stop the power-thrusting cash app robots B4 they potentially ruin small internet, n otherwise, businesses FOREVER!!!' -- r whatever ud prererto name my baby petition, im up for suggestion. I'm not up for any other one man or woman having to go thru what I went thru for the majority of the first Sunday it looks like I could have or might as well have taken timr off on in almost to a decade. A DECADE! Thank you robots at cash App for the potentially earth shattering time off. NOT!!! I'm extremely worried because I am certain I am not the first, by n e stretch of the truth, to experience this bullshit! And I really would be certifisble if I let myself FF think I'd be the last. And while my little wooden boat co. Located n n e where USA will prevail since I'm not only the most positive person, quite possibly ever, no joke... I'm a I'm also very blessed, highly FAVORED, n just won't settle for any thing less than excellence... But I know this is not typical. Part of my unicorn reference way earlier in this novel of a petition.
Which is way too long already. This is what I want: I want them to lose so many clients all at one time that they will have to look back to the roots of it all. N C THAT IT IT WAS ME. I don't want to cancel cash app (i ABHORE the whole cancel culture crap n everything that started it n that it stands for .. I'ma millinial!! Plz don't jump ship cuz ur a gen-z-er or however ur speed to respectfully reference that... Just let's agree to disagree n get back to the main enemy : case app customer service bots.) I actually want cash app to stay in business. However I DEMAND that they hire at least 1 human for every 1 bot they... What bought 1 time? Programmed n now are gaining passive income on? Weird shit. Whatever's clever I guess... But please, for the love of we everything good, pure, and holy... HIRE SOME HUMANS SO YOUR CUSTOMERS CAN TAKE BACK ACCESS TO THE REMOTES OF THEIR LIVES. I honestly do not think that I would be remiss in saying that what I experienced for the better part of today quite possibly might have been enough to drive a person with maybe a lil less faith, a lil less patience, a lil less self control, determination, and all around strength, to suicide. Hell Ill even be as bold as to say that ut already has. Possibly tens or even HUNDREDS of times. A robot could most certainly drive a less sane person than myself to end their lives r at least be the proverbial straw ... The one that broke the camel's back? Plz stay with me, swear I'm almost done. Please help me hurt cash app enough to make them employ humans for extremely important, urgent, r otherwise sensitive situations... What's it gonna hurt? Even if u cannot see my side(which I highly doubt cuz I'm super persuasive n a helluva a writer ( n not conceited at all 🤪) but I even if u csnt: what would it hurt? To sign ur John Hancock on a silly (albeit fairly entertaining) petition... Send ur cash app funds to one of the loads of it her cash app esq businesses out there... Nothing it wou kol d hurt nothing at all n here's the best part. Pretend my petition is a huge success, cash app feels this shit enough to concede... Hire a couple humans... I swear I'll be the first back at cash Apps trying to get my account reinstated.... Err maybe under a pseudo name, in after thhought... Point being I do not hate cash app. Ima miss my pretty Lil personalized glitter card that I got to use for two short weeks sob I HATE CASH APPS CUSTOMER SERVICE ABILITY DUE TO THEIR ALL BOT CUST, SERV. TEAM. HATE THAT SHIT!!! ONLY WAY TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE IS TO TAKE A STEP. I TOOK THE FIRST... walk with me? God bless!!!
Ps if u liked, hated, agreed, disagreed... Love letters? Hate
mail? Please let me hear from u . My email : lilmzsparky@gmail.com
Sincerely,
Heather Lynn Stephens-Thomson
Lockhart, TX💯
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