Dear Robin and Carly, 

We, the editors, content editors, contributing editors, writers, and dedicated readers of Autostraddle.com, and co-director and campers of A-Camp, do hereby request that you dress up as Morticia and Gomez Addams for Halloween 2013.   

We strongly believe that Morticia/Gomez is really great as a hard femme/fancy butch costume and, as the romantic pair nearest to our hearts, we unanimously request that you make this happen.   

We also believe you are the only couple capable of bringing this brilliant plan to its most perfect fruition. As a group, we are prepared to launch into a full social media campaign (with corresponding online petition) should you refuse to cooperate with our request.   

Thank you in advance.    

Sincerely, the undersigned,