A motion originally created from u/hrdcorboss on Reddit and seconded by u/plagiarizedessay, this petition's goal is simple-- we believe CallMeCarson should ask PewDiePie to join SMPLive. For those who don't know, SMPLive is a multiplayer Minecraft server in which you must be streaming to play. We think CallMeCarson specifically should be nominated to ask him because he is one of the biggest YouTubers who frequents the server. (And we want him to ask PewDiePie if he likes dick and balls but we're supposed to be professional about this so we aren't supposed to tell you that part.)

With love to anyone who bothered to read this far,

u/improv_eel

ps: first 500 signatures get 0 free Schlattcoin (neither does anyone else, that shit's expensive)