My friend Caleb sadly moved away to San Francisco one year ago. He recently had a tragic accident as his lung exploded. He's now in the hospital and we try to communicate with him as best we can during this trying time but it has been difficult. His father has agreed to fund his return if we get a petition signed by one hundred people. Please, I beg of you, bring our dear friend back for a visit to save our friendship and bring up the morale of his poor bedridden soul. It's for a good cause as it is a human right to see your friends and injustice has been done. Thank you for your time and please consider supporting our cause.