Once upon a time, Cadbury made a beautiful confectionery creation... the Fuse. A solid chocolate block full of raisins, nuts, biscuit and fudge. It was good time... a better time. One day, in approximately 2006, the Fuse was inexplicably discontinued, despite being the best thing that they have ever made to date.

Cadbury introduced a Hallowe'en Twitter campaign last year to bring back the Fuse last year, but why only do this for Hallowe'en, I ask? Why not just... forever?

I see a world where the Fuse is reintroduced to society. It is a better world a world full of joy and happiness.

The reintroduction of the Cadbury Fuse will not halt Zika. It will not prevent famine. It was not stop mass genocide, nor will it stop ISIS. It will, however, provide the good people of this country with an alternate chocolate snack.

The Fuse is not the chocolate bar that this country needs, but it's the one this country deserves.