Allow State Enforced Ice Skating.

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The Issue

I think we should be ice skating at all times, therefore we should immediately freeze 80% of the Earths surface. Everyone knows that private business never gets anything done, therefore we need to get the state involved. I think that, using a mixture of anti-freeze and freeze and combining bleach and Ammonia we can make chlorine gas that has a melting point of 9ºF and then we put a bag of walkers crisps over the top and turn on the microwave and then the warmth in the air melts the gas? If we do this we don't have to spend fossil fuel points (sic) to get across Atlanta and also don't need an America license. all the best oxox

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