I would love to have a religion to worship the true god The Burger King himself as I feel he is underappreciated in modern society.

It is my firm belief that The Burger King is a god who has graced us with his presence yet despite his holy miracles, of BK Joe coffee helping tired workers and his amazing deals that a from a very generous King, he has been shunned away from peoples hearts, for unjustly being called "too creepy", and that makes The Burger King and myself very heart broken.

All the king ever wanted to do was give you, the hard working people, great deals and great food, he just wanted to feed you burgers, fries and maybe some chicken tenders for a low, low price.

Wake up with The King.