

Replace Shaw Han's character with Paul Tassi in Destiny 2


Replace Shaw Han's character with Paul Tassi in Destiny 2
The Issue
With the release of the Cosmodrome back into Destiny, Bungie created the character Shaw Han to introduce new players to the game and provide area bounties. This character, frankly, stinks. Instead, we would like an in-game embodiment of Paul Tassi, Forbes gaming journalist, to take his place.
We believe Paul Tassi would make a great replacement to Shaw Han for the following reasons:
- No one likes Shaw Han and he looks like baby Aztecross, also he somehow has Last Wish armor
- Paul Tassi provides insightful and speculative articles for the Destiny community while Shaw Han only provides trivial bounties and dull voicelines
- Pretty sure Paul Tassi actually comes from Earth, unsure of Shaw Han's origins i.e. why he would be on the Cosmodrome
- Hair game: Shaw Han has pretty weak hair compared to Paul Tassi
- Paul Tassi has one (1) Destiny 2 fashion emblem while Shaw Han has zero (0)
- Corgis are very cute and Paul Tassi has one, while the closest thing Shaw Han has to a pet is one of my clanmates who is constantly running bounties from him
Due to all the reasons listed above, we believe Paul Tassi to be a true representation of what the Cosmodrome's ward should be. Additionally, any money Paul received from this endeavor would allow him to finally make an actual animated YouTube intro for his videos. Thank you for your time.
The Issue
With the release of the Cosmodrome back into Destiny, Bungie created the character Shaw Han to introduce new players to the game and provide area bounties. This character, frankly, stinks. Instead, we would like an in-game embodiment of Paul Tassi, Forbes gaming journalist, to take his place.
We believe Paul Tassi would make a great replacement to Shaw Han for the following reasons:
- No one likes Shaw Han and he looks like baby Aztecross, also he somehow has Last Wish armor
- Paul Tassi provides insightful and speculative articles for the Destiny community while Shaw Han only provides trivial bounties and dull voicelines
- Pretty sure Paul Tassi actually comes from Earth, unsure of Shaw Han's origins i.e. why he would be on the Cosmodrome
- Hair game: Shaw Han has pretty weak hair compared to Paul Tassi
- Paul Tassi has one (1) Destiny 2 fashion emblem while Shaw Han has zero (0)
- Corgis are very cute and Paul Tassi has one, while the closest thing Shaw Han has to a pet is one of my clanmates who is constantly running bounties from him
Due to all the reasons listed above, we believe Paul Tassi to be a true representation of what the Cosmodrome's ward should be. Additionally, any money Paul received from this endeavor would allow him to finally make an actual animated YouTube intro for his videos. Thank you for your time.
Petition Closed
Share this petition
The Decision Makers
Petition Updates
Share this petition
Petition created on May 29, 2021