After a significant amount of countless attempts to get in contact with the Bug Juice Corporation, I am left with no choice but to involve the internet. You may wonder, “Why does a 20 year old girl need to so desperately reach a juice brand with a targeted demographic of 7 years or younger?” Let me rationalize your thoughts. At the ripe age of about 3, I developed a vicious addiction to a beverage sending me spiraling into a manic obsession. Now, 17 years later, I am single-handedly keeping the company (Bug Juice) in business.

Pull the receipts, Im a loyal member of the clan. I am such a devoted representative that I was fully invested in the 2010 lawsuit against “Jungle Juice” for their despicably similar packaging. I continued to fetch a Bug Juice at every gas station I stepped foot in. I would say that by now I have consumed over 10 times my body weight in Bug Juice. After a lengthy amount of time, my body started recognizing “Fruity Punch” as a daily essential vitamin. If that is not devotion, I don’t know what is. 

Joseph Norton, I am simply asking to meet with you to talk about to business over a nice, chilled Straw’ Nana juice. In a deliberate attempt to be apart of the Bug Juice team, I am asking you to sign this petition to help towards my goal. 

Reach me at JaidenPayton@gmail.com

Only you can prevent forest fires,

Jaiden Payton