Broccoli is a dog. He lives with Amy. He does not have a door.

On September 10th, Amy posted a photo of the neighbor's door in Unit B. It has a big letter B on it. Broccoli's name starts with B. He saw the photo. He does not know what a "unit" is. As far as he is concerned, someone put his name on a door and then didn't let him have it.

We need to be honest with ourselves here. The neighbor in Unit B has had that door for years and has never once gotten this excited about it. Broccoli has been excited for one day straight.

We are calling on Amy to:

Give Broccoli a door of his own, inside their actual house

Put a B on it, big enough that he can tell it apart from the neighbor's

Hang it at Broccoli height, with room to grow (mostly outward)

Let him go through it whenever he wants, including 3am for no reason

Broccoli has been a good boy his entire life (other than that one time with the clown on a unicycle) and has never asked for anything. Now he has seen a door with his letter on it and he cannot unsee it. Sign today.