All we're asking is for Wade Whipple to come back to our Blink-182 server to answer some of our most important questions: Why does he have uploads of Vampirina videos on his channel, why is his crush ugly as hell, why he said and I quote "My balls itch" and if he ever actually got around to curing it, if his bed sheets have brown stains in them, and IF we would be amazing enough for his band to perform for us.

Please sign this beautiful petition and help join the fight to have Wadius Whipple come back to our Blink-182 server!