Bring Mozart back from the dead—The doctors have the technology, why shouldn't they?

The Issue

Mozart was a classical composer who died at a relatively young age. We must bring him back to life so he can tell us his memories, and write more music. The government already has the technology to bring people back from the dead. They used it to revive George Washington, and he has been president ever since the early 1900s. You thought the presidential elections actually chose one of the candidates to lead our country? Every "President" has just been a person who has been taken over by the soul of George Washington. None of the presidents since Andrew Jackson have actually been mind controlled by a reanimated George Washington. We must revive Mozart to end this scheme, and make more fire music.

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The Issue

Mozart was a classical composer who died at a relatively young age. We must bring him back to life so he can tell us his memories, and write more music. The government already has the technology to bring people back from the dead. They used it to revive George Washington, and he has been president ever since the early 1900s. You thought the presidential elections actually chose one of the candidates to lead our country? Every "President" has just been a person who has been taken over by the soul of George Washington. None of the presidents since Andrew Jackson have actually been mind controlled by a reanimated George Washington. We must revive Mozart to end this scheme, and make more fire music.

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