We, the undersigned, respectfully demand the retirement of the Purple M&M character.

For years, the M&M’S characters existed in perfect harmony. Then Purple arrived. We gave her a chance. We tried to adjust. Unfortunately, enough is enough.

This is NOT against purple-colored M&M candies. Our issue is with the character herself.

We ask M&M’S to hear the people, retire Purple, and restore the classic lineup.

This is about tradition. This is about justice. This is about chocolate.

NO MORE PURPLE.