The "Ramen Quest" has officially hit the streets of Washington, D.C.!

As of today, March 31, 2026, the first wave of the Free Mermicorno Movement has descended upon Pennsylvania Avenue. We are no longer just fans on the internet; we are a physical, global force of millions demanding that President Trump and David Ellison hear our cry: "News for Shows—Divest to Save Art!"

🏛️ How the D.C. Protest Starts
We are following the "Gold Standard" of American assembly. Our march begins at the Lincoln Memorial, moving as a "Sea of Neon and Pink" toward the U.S. Capitol and the Department of Justice.

The Spooky-Cute Blockade: We are surrounding the DOJ Antitrust Division with a peaceful, high-energy assembly. Look for the giant inflatable Mermicornos and the tokidoki banners held high!

The "Ramen Quest" Picnic: We are occupying the National Mall for a mass-action lunch. By ordering McDonald’s Ramyeon Fries en masse and tagging every receipt with #FreeMermicorno, we are creating a data spike that the White House cannot ignore.

The 48-Hour Clock: We are giving the administration 48 hours to negotiate the "Targeted Divestiture." If the President does not move to protect Mermicorno: Starfall, Jade Armor, and Isadora Moon from the $111B ParaMax debt, we move to Phase II (New York and Burbank).

🌍 To Our Global Allies: We Need You!
This is the largest international corporate protest in history, and it only works if we move together. D.C. is just the spark—we need the 16-city ring of fire to ignite!

To the Gamers (Roblox/Minecraft): If you can’t make it to D.C., log on! Assemble in the virtual town squares. Make your avatars wear the tokidoki gear and protest the "Vaulting" of our digital culture.

To the Tokyo & Stockholm Chapters: Get ready! If the U.S. targets don't respond, we are coming to Sanrio HQ and Mojang AB next. Your presence is the key to breaking the "US-Only" media blackout.

To the Families & Creators: This is about more than a show. It’s about ensuring that $79 billion in corporate debt doesn't erase the art your children love.

✊ How to Get Involved TODAY:
Show Up: If you are in the D.C. area, head to the National Mall with your tokidoki gear and your loudest voice.

The McDonald’s Signal: Buy the Ramyeon Fries. Post the photo. Use the hashtag #FreeMermicorno. Every fry is a vote for divestiture!

Tag the Gatekeepers: Tweet this petition to @JimmyKimmel, @Disney, and the @EU_Commission. Tell them they are "Next-in-Line" for the 17-Phase Siege.

The eyes of the world—and Wikipedia—are on us. Let’s show them that the "Spooky-Cute" alliance is the most powerful regulatory force on Earth.

March 31, 2026: The Day We Free the Mermicornos!