Get Matt Andriese off the Red Sox

Get Matt Andriese off the Red Sox

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Matt Andriese might possibly be the baseball form of absolute vomit. Every time he comes on to pitch for the Red Sox, you know he is giving up at least one run. Every time he comes into pitch, you know if you’re a Red Sox fan you will be upset (unless they’re up by 15, and even then he still can’t get three outs). 

The 2021 Red Sox are contenders. They currently hold the best record in baseball as I write this and they very well could make a deep run in October. Considering this information, and the fact Matt Andriese is boasting an ERA of almost 6, with it nearing 7 in his last 15 games, and the fact he has blown 3 saves, and the fact he cannot get the bottom of the Oakland Athletics lineup out with a two run buffer, I believe I speak for all Red Sox fans, baseball fans, and sensible human beings when I say, let’s get Matt Andriese, the human Brown noise, off the Red Sox. 


This may only negatively affect the local men’s softball leagues he’ll most likely be joining after he is ideally DFA’ed and outta the league. I personally could give up a bunch of runs and have not a single positive side for 1.8 million dollars just like Mr. Andriese does.

Maybe consider a new hobby like golf or grilling, because you are not playing any more baseball.

If you are apart of the Red Sox organization and are reading this, get this JV superstar off the Red Sox for the love of God.

Thank you and please consider signing. 

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