Bitcoin is Stupid and Does Not Deserve an Emoji


Bitcoin is Stupid and Does Not Deserve an Emoji
The Issue
WHY IS THIS IMPORTANT? GOOD QUESTION.
A group of 35 cryptocurrency companies, who have made a fortune tricking regular people into buying their magic ponzi beans, think that Bitcoin deserves an emoji. https://www.bitcoinemoji.org/
A bitcoin emoji is a bad and stupid idea. Just like bitcoin.
FOR STARTERS: A BITCOIN EMOJI ONLY HAS A FEW GOOD USE CASES.
Here are the only use cases for a Bitcoin emoji:
- Help ransomware groups more easily communicate their preferred payment method to their victims;
- Bitcoin cultists can use it to annoy people when the price of their libertarian scam-tokens goes up;
- No-coiners can use it to taunt Bitcoin cultists when the price goes back down again;
- Easier to distinguish between people who want to establish a patriarchal white ethno-state, and people who just like ancient Greek sculpture;
- Efficiently communicate the concept of, "that's a terrible idea".
Let's tell Unicode to say no to a Bitcoin emoji, again.
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The Issue
WHY IS THIS IMPORTANT? GOOD QUESTION.
A group of 35 cryptocurrency companies, who have made a fortune tricking regular people into buying their magic ponzi beans, think that Bitcoin deserves an emoji. https://www.bitcoinemoji.org/
A bitcoin emoji is a bad and stupid idea. Just like bitcoin.
FOR STARTERS: A BITCOIN EMOJI ONLY HAS A FEW GOOD USE CASES.
Here are the only use cases for a Bitcoin emoji:
- Help ransomware groups more easily communicate their preferred payment method to their victims;
- Bitcoin cultists can use it to annoy people when the price of their libertarian scam-tokens goes up;
- No-coiners can use it to taunt Bitcoin cultists when the price goes back down again;
- Easier to distinguish between people who want to establish a patriarchal white ethno-state, and people who just like ancient Greek sculpture;
- Efficiently communicate the concept of, "that's a terrible idea".
Let's tell Unicode to say no to a Bitcoin emoji, again.
Thank you for signing!
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Petition created on July 30, 2024