Having read the leaked spoilers for Mass Effect 3, I express my disdain at how terribly many of the characters we've grown to know and love get killed and/or spaced into an alternate dimension without my avatar character being able to change their predicaments. I will not discuss any further details beyond this, but if you have read about the leaked endings, you will know what I am talking about.

At any rate, to rectify this sordid situation and to prevent further heartbreak on part of the players who might play Mass Effect 3, I petition BioWare to make a DLC that provides an alternative ending to Mass Effect 3. This ending should feature a way to ensure that none of the characters die, that none of the characters get sent off into alternative dimensions, that LIs get reunited with the player's avatar character in the end, that a wedding between the avatar and said LI occurs, and that there is a sound of a newborn baby echoing as the credits roll.

We, as consumers, demand a happy ending for Mass Effect 3. Bring it, BioWare.