As many of us know, Biola is represented by two recent graduates on this season of the bachelor. Out of 29 women, both Heather and Cassie are now in the final 7 left, and Cassie is definitely a fan favorite. This is legendary. As a Biola male watching the bachelor for the first time, I'm HYPE about the possibility of someone who has set foot on the very same soil as us lowly college students, possibly getting engaged to that super hunk Colton. There are countless Bachelor watch parties across our campus every single night, quietly rooting for our heroes. What if all those people could come together in the gym on the night of the finale to possibly witness Biola history?! It is DBC's privilege, nay, his duty, to give the people what they want, and throw the most lavish, expensive, and christian bachelor party of all time. (or just put it on a projector somewhere on campus and maybe give us some snacks).

sincerely,

-every Biola student, regardless of whether or not they sign this petition