The problem we now face in today's society is a defining lack of toes. The only thing about Microsoft that makes all of us "soft" is the lack of toes in minecraft characters. I mean, imagine the smell of Steve's feet, not being able to wash them for years now, dragging them through the dirt, water, sand, and many other elements, even other worlds. Just imagine popping those bad boys into your mouth like a sucker and slobbing on em like a jawbreaker. The smell overpowering your nostrils and natural instincts until you lose yourself in some sort of primal lust. Y-Yes, o-oh God just the thought of those square toes gets me so. fucking. HARD. We gamers must stand united against our parents and those who would oppress us. Gamers, rise up.