ban poverty

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Sears The Unpoverisher started this petition to BILL CLINTON and

 Everyone in the United States who is below the poverty line recieves a fine of 20,000 dollars, that increases by 50% each year that you are below the poverty line. This is to create a cash incentive for people to stop being poor. We believe the best motivator is fear, and what causes more fear than money? When your debt reaches 50,000 dollars you must spend 1 hour in the pillary. The 1% will throw rotten tomatoes at you to shame you out of your poverty. When your debt reaches 100,000 dollars you recieve a public flogging with a loofah. If you amass over 500,000 dollars in debt you will be placed into the punishment chamber and hallucinations will be induced. At 1,000,000 dollars in debt you will be set aflame and you will not be allowed to put it out until you either pay your dues or die trying. If you manage to escape the poverty line with your life  you will be forcefed spiderman costumes for a week as your reward. Help us stop poverty. Thanks. #fuckpoorpeople #SMASHthatpovertybutton #subscribe

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