Whether you are a middle schooler trying to cool off after an intense game of kickball, or you are 30 trying to make up for a childhood you never had, chances are you have inserted a straw into a Capri Sun, and immediately been greeted by the sweet, fruity taste of juice. This probably lasted a total of 5 seconds before, suddenly, the pouch was empty. Then you are faced with the decision to crack open one more, or sit in sadness, feeling an overwhelming guilt for gulping the beverage down in such a timely fashion. The solution: Bottled Capri Sun. Kraft Foods is the major distributor for Capri Sun in the United States, and so this petition is to their CEO, Bernard Hees. Now whether this is in a gallon jug or a 20oz bottle is up to you, Mr. Hees, just know that you will be celebrated as a national hero.