

It’s been a LONG time! Please help.


It’s been a LONG time! Please help.
The Issue
There used to be a time when all that was required was a mere look from Benjamin Lewis and a smile would fall upon even a strangers face. These days the wavey locks are all but a memory and the smiles have been reduced to momentary glances.
This petition is designed to restore faith in Humanity and convince Benjamin Lewis that the growth of his hair is not only a personal choice but a choice that impacts everyday life for hundreds, if not millions of people.
Science indicates that for every inch Benjamin grows his hair, an additional thousand people smile each day. This benefits us all as this even helps to reduce demand on an already exhausted NHS. This has also been shown to increase productivity in the workplace thus contributing to a better Britain.
The Issue
There used to be a time when all that was required was a mere look from Benjamin Lewis and a smile would fall upon even a strangers face. These days the wavey locks are all but a memory and the smiles have been reduced to momentary glances.
This petition is designed to restore faith in Humanity and convince Benjamin Lewis that the growth of his hair is not only a personal choice but a choice that impacts everyday life for hundreds, if not millions of people.
Science indicates that for every inch Benjamin grows his hair, an additional thousand people smile each day. This benefits us all as this even helps to reduce demand on an already exhausted NHS. This has also been shown to increase productivity in the workplace thus contributing to a better Britain.
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Petition created on 29 August 2018