GUYS THIS IS SERIOUS WE AIN'T HAVIN' IT 

BEN HAYES IS GONNA BAIL ON US BEFORE WE FINISH OUR SECOND YEAR OF CREATIVE MEDIA AND GO SOME PLACE ELSE IDK WHERE BUT HE HAS TO STAY BECAUSE OTHERWISE WE WILL ALL LEGIT DROP OUT OF THIS COLLEGE AND BECOME FULL-TIME GAMERS/FURRIES/LOLICONS ETC

IF WE DON'T MEET THE QUOTA WE WILL PROBS JUST CHAIN HIM UP AND KEEP HIM IN OUR CUPBOARD WITH CALCIUMUS PRIME

JUST SIGN IT 

DO IT 

NOW 

plz