In light of new revelations involving our beloved Prime Minister Cameron, his penis and a dead pig, we the people demand Channel 4 rerun the wonderfully prescient documentary, Black Mirrors "National Anthem" episode - every week until he leaves number 10. It feels only right the country should be reminded on a weekly basis of the tough swine-based decisions made by our Prime Minister in his life (as well as some life imitating art crap). We, the people, promise to watch this programme every week live and endeavour to push it's viewing figures off the charts in support of our beleaguered poor Dave and his sorry sausage.