Tired of being a boring twoleg? Tired of waking at 7 am for school or work every morning? Want an adventure? Want to learn how to hunt without metal weapons? Want to serve the clans? Want to possibly become a leader? Want to have the time of your life?! Join our clan! Thunderclan welcomes you with open arms. Signing this will make you an official warrior cat! Well.. not a warrior immediately.. signing this will make you an official apprentice! Anyways.. don’t make me regret this. This is the only time I will ever let anyone who wasn’t born here in (lies)!! Sign now! Sign today! We need you in thunderclan!! Starclan wants you here! Some benefits are: you get to sleep, you get to be a cat, you can be a good hunter, you get to live a good clan life, and more! Help us fight tigerstar, scourge, and more villains today. Remember: follow the code!! Also, join for free fresh-kill! See you in thunderclan!