David “El Pres” Portnoy, owner of DDTG, is considered by many to be the greatest pizza reviewer the world has ever seen. Mr. Portnoy has reviewed over 800 slices throughout the country but has not experienced the flop of the greatest gas station pizza known to mankind: Dandy Mini Mart Pizza. I am asking you to sign this petition in order to bring this necessary pizza review to Dave Portnoy’s attention. Thank You.