Have Bethesda make every enemy in "Doom" Oscar from Shark Tale

The Issue

Doom 3 was ass so I think for Doom 4, coming out in May (hyped), every enemy should be Oscar from the DreamWorks movie "Shark Tale". In turn this will end world hunger and start world peace, not only that but the sales for Doom 4 would be much higher than it normally would've been. By signing this petition you also agree that I should be the main character in Doom 4 because I'm better than you. I also wish to change the name of the game from "Doom" to "The Shark Slayer".
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The Issue

Doom 3 was ass so I think for Doom 4, coming out in May (hyped), every enemy should be Oscar from the DreamWorks movie "Shark Tale". In turn this will end world hunger and start world peace, not only that but the sales for Doom 4 would be much higher than it normally would've been. By signing this petition you also agree that I should be the main character in Doom 4 because I'm better than you. I also wish to change the name of the game from "Doom" to "The Shark Slayer".

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Petition created on April 27, 2016