We all remember where we were on November 4th of 2008.
We rode a wave of unexpected joy and enthusiasm, that carried us through the next weeks, knowing that we had made history with the election of Barack Obama.
The world seemed a little brighter.
The promise of hope felt like a real and tangible emotion, its promise filling our hearts with joy we thought we wouldn't experience again, after the seven years of heartbreak and terror we felt after September 11th, 2001. America was beautiful again.
But something has changed since then. That early euphoria has been replaced with cynicism and disdain. Our dreams have become a nightmare.
What was different? 
Barack Obama quit smoking.

Start smoking again Barack Obama.

Smoking really does make you look cool and makes you more respected as a president.

Look at LBJ.

He liked to abuse animals for fun and liked to shit in front of people, and today he is a respected and heroic figure, with his own library, with a robotic cowboy in it.
Why?
Smoking cigarettes.

Be the cool president again. Restore America, and save your legacy, Obama. Pick up a pack of Marlboros and light one up for America.