Every day Uptown Funk inspires millions of people across the country to fill their cups. Unfortunately, some people do not get the proper chance to celebrate this musical masterpiece.

Not only is The Star-Spangled Banner outdated (most people don't even know what "spangled" means), but it is also very boring. The lyrics do not empower me in any way, but instead make me want to gouge my eyes out. This kind of boredom is unacceptable in our country. 

Imagine football games that begin with the crowd-pleasing Uptown Funk as opposed to the current national anthem. This is the kind of America we deserve to live in, and I will not rest until it becomes reality. 

So together, with your help, we can all fill our cups with the sweet liquor of freedom; sign this petition to tell our nation's leader what the real national anthem should be.