This petition is as simple as it sounds: make Barack Obama, the 44th President of the United States, King for life.

America has been deprived of a supreme leader for more than 200 years, and our country is far past due.

Lord Obama has ruled over this country for 7 years now, and his time in office is dwindling. This is the only logical step to assure that Obama’s reign continues indefinitely.

Along with Obama becoming King, Washington D.C. would be formally renamed “Obamopolis” and his majesty’s throne would be planted atop the demolished steps of Capitol Hill.

The rest of the government logistics and specifications will be laid out by the Iron Fist of the new unchallenged leader, Barack Obama.