The video game developer FromSoftware, Inc has long encouraged sadomasochism through their gaming mechanics - but I believe that the introduction of platforming in their latest release, Olden Bong, has revealed that the company is willing to sink to inhumane levels of cruelty in an attempt to challenge those who attempt to play their games.

I have been personally affected by their decisions, and I have reason to believe that billions of hours of human life may have been lost to time attempting to reach the Frenzied Flame Proscription alone.

I ask that change.org use their powers to make illegal by international and universal law the use of any video gaming controller buttons for the purpose of jumping, hopping, or any other upwards leg propulsion by FromSoftware, Inc.

Thank you