

Ban cheap stretch kits for looks only, make riders learn to ride their bikes.


Ban cheap stretch kits for looks only, make riders learn to ride their bikes.
The Issue
Let’s face it. If you can’t handle a stock stretch bike you can’t ride. Don’t ruin a bike because you’re afraid of your front wheel coming off the ground an inch on your 600 pussy. It’s not like you’re drag racing or street racing. No scene points for a bike stretched as much as your asshole. Sacrificing function for looking cool to fellow retards would have the founding motorcycle fathers roll over in their graves. Together we can raise enough money to get these novice riders the groms they deserve.
The Issue
Let’s face it. If you can’t handle a stock stretch bike you can’t ride. Don’t ruin a bike because you’re afraid of your front wheel coming off the ground an inch on your 600 pussy. It’s not like you’re drag racing or street racing. No scene points for a bike stretched as much as your asshole. Sacrificing function for looking cool to fellow retards would have the founding motorcycle fathers roll over in their graves. Together we can raise enough money to get these novice riders the groms they deserve.
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Petition created on August 13, 2018